Wednesday, June 23, 2004

i served a lot of cloned lawyers drinks tonight...

they all looked like a cross b/w craig kilborne and wf buckley. though the head of the firm's daughter was oh so very hot in a young lauren bacall, eliz shue, early debra winger if she were a blond, kyra sedgewick w/out rotten teeth way, it's too bad that she'll most likely soon shrivel up like a twist in a spent cosmo. ahhh... she'll never know what she's missing... (er, poverty?) speaking of prostitutes, in the wild west some people called them "ceiling experts", and women got off with, you guessed it, steam powered vibrators.

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