Saturday, February 24, 2018

"Why America is the World’s Most Uniquely Cruel Society"

Why America is the World’s Most Uniquely Cruel Society
Our entire way of life here is devised around taking over and one upping the next guy, gal or ethnicity. Greed and selfishness as opposed to selflessness, make it in America (at the expense of others). The country has tried to evolve but its Id (the dark side) is powerful. Americans get off on it daily. We may preach that “all men are created equal”, but angst, an inferiority complex and inherent penchant for Inequality is at the root of America as much if not more than equality. The US needs a whole lotta fixin’, it’s an immature child at a new school in need of therapy in comparison to other countries.

A wise man once said today...

Man getting thrown out of Starbucks: “The only right you got in this world is the right to take a crap”. Just gonna leave that there. He came back in and said “Instead of worrying about the fucking customers you’re worried about the bathroom.” Gonna leave that one there too.

Friday, February 16, 2018

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Fashion Weak Digest

I sat next to a tall, young dark haired model on the subway today. We pass a few stops, then all of a sudden she stands up abruptly as if she's exiting at the next stop, but really as though she was leaving the scene of a crime, her crime, for immediately, the area and air around us begins to wreak like the worst fart one has ever encountered. It was obviously from her as she did not get out, yet just stood there with that same blank model expression she wore while sitting next to me. A stop goes by and everyone's holding their noses, gasping for a breath of clean air. I may have been the only one who knew who the unlikely culprit was, but, well, you know the old adage "whoever smelt it dealt it", so I wouldn't kiss and tell, or even nod in her direction. After her passed gas elapsed I get off at the next stop, as does she, and her secret remained safe with me for all of eternity.

Friday, January 19, 2018

Tuesday, January 02, 2018

Mugging

After seeing a movie New Years Day eve and grabbing some dinner, I was the victim of a mugging/attempted robbery while walking home just past 11pm. Now I’ve lived in NYC all my life (give or take a few years) and this has never happened to me. I’ll let you read into what I think that says about the NYC of now... Anyway, I was walking on the LES when all of sudden someone seemed to be walking directly behind me. I noticed him out of the corner of my eye as one does but before I could think of changing my direction I was grabbed from behind and spun around by an imposing guy wearing all black and a mask covering half his face. He told me to “be quiet” and “hand over (my) wallet”. I was stunned but I was not about to hand him a damn thing, and I said as much to his face. I then somehow managed to wriggle myself out of his grasp while protesting, even though he looked like he was winding up to punch me, and I pushed him away. He said something to me (which I can’t recall) and I bolted. I turned back in mid run to see him reach into his jacket pocket, so I ducked as I ran and zigzagged in the event he had a gun. Thankfully he wasn’t carrying but it sounded like he sprayed something (mace?) albeit too late obviously. I ran into a restaurant and called 911, the people at the counter there were really helpful and asked if that was him now standing on the corner. He’d followed me it seems but didn’t know which place I’d ducked into. He stuck around almost a minute looking left and right before splitting. The cops then showed up and we drove around looking for him, but nada. After that I did all the requisite stuff at the local precinct with some on the ball detectives and then walked home. It was almost a couple hours after the incident by then. Thankfully, I was unscathed and I lost nothing, just a couple hours.