Trump's response to Harvey victims

"You're all welcome to stay, for a discounted rate, and temporarily of course, at the Trump International Crowne Plaza Galleria in Houston. 5 star accommodations, loyal staff, valet Indoor parking, continental breakfast, clean, white sheets, full service tweeting and flat screen tvs in every room that do not, let me repeat, do not, play Fake News... A terrific hotel if I say so myself, believe me, Ivanka and I have stayed together there many times, and no one knows disaster relief better than me, just asked the Democrats. Terrible! Any discussion of service and amenities must begin as well with my signature Trump Attaché™ service. Everything you need and more! And Harvey, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing while you're flooding so good. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily if you do. Limited Occupancy so act fast!"

The Echrispse.

Someone lent me their glasses in Time Sq and I saw it it was cool and my life has changed in oh so many ways you have no idea. For one thing, I instantly realized that If I'd bought a million pairs of those shades and sold them on a street corner the past few days I'd be rich now. I also realized that if I'd still had my welding helmet from my welding days I coulda walked around NYC wearing it all day today and it woulda been ok.

ELECT A MADMAN, YOU GET MADNESS

I updated Kyle Goen's 2004 poster of Dubya (which I still have a sticker of adorning the back of my electric bass) because it seemed appropriate. This orange nut job "the people" elected is a real deal madman. www.kylegoen.net/elect-a-madman-you-get-madness/